It was quite a shock I can tell you, but when I found out that my granddad had met my gran when she was working as an escort I was also quite impressed! The thing is I’ve always thought of gran as being really cool. She still dresses quite young and there is a twinkle in the old girls’ eye. One of my mates came round to their house with me one time a few years back and I swear he couldn’t take his eyes of her. Now that was embarrassing but I’m a little bit older and wiser now and I realise that old people are still sexual animals even into their seventies and eighties. Funny how when you’re a teenager you think everyone over forty is ancient and past it!
Anyway, granddad is losing it a bit upstairs and the other night when I was having a tea with gran he began acting a bit weird. Gran had gotten the old photo albums out and was going through some pictures from when she was young, single and fancy free. You could tell looking at the pics that she was quite the glamour queen, really stylishly dressed and dare I say it about my own gran, quite sexy. Then suddenly, out of the blue granddad suddenly started talking about what a good time he used to have with gran when he used to book her for intimate services, as he called it.
To gran’s credit she didn’t blush or anything, she just took it in her stride, glancing across at the old fella and shushing him in a very coy way I thought. He smiled mischievously and I began to get images of the two of them getting all hot and horny as soon as I was on my way!
I asked gran about it but she was rather evasive, simply saying it was a long time ago. She did say though that being a high class visiting local escorts had been a ‘ball’ whatever that means.
When I got home I asked my dad about it – it’s his mum and dad – and he was more shocked than me. He said he had no idea and that actually it was probably just granddad playing a practical joke on me. There was no way that grandma had been an escort he said, it was a ludicrous suggestion. But I could see he was a little shaken. And when he began behaving in a furtive way I knew that he was up to something. He was no doubt thinking about how he could raise the matter or perhaps he was wondering how to deflect the topic so that I wouldn’t mention it to anyone else. He needn’t have worried, I thought it was cool. I mean, we all have a past and to think my gran used to get all done up and meet clients as an escort is really something. Better still, to think that granddad used to book escorts every weekend made me think all the more highly of the old goat. From now on I am not going to judge someone by their age!
In the meantime, I think a visit from a busty escort is in order. Who knows, I might just meet my soul mate!
