Is it possible that we are all alone in the universe? The reason I ask is that it has always been a fantasy of mine to be whisked off by a bunch of horny Martians for a spot of probing. It doesn’t seem fair to me that whenever you read of an alien abduction it invariably centres on some poor, illiterate peasant farmer in the Midwest part of the United States. I mean, don’t aliens want to meet a sexy English girl now and again?
One possible way around this was to ask my boyfriend to dress up like Mork but he declined saying it would make him look like an idiot. He didn’t see the irony when he asked me to dress up like Princess Leia in the Return of the Jedi movie. Still, I am up for anything, it was a laugh and actually it turned out to be quite a sex fest if the truth be told. I do look a little like Carrie Fisher actually as I am petite, have a great body with pert bobs and a sexy rear and I have long hair which looks good in a bun. Incidentally my boyfriend has a lot in common with certain parts of Jabba the Hutt but for the sake of decency I will keep that information to myself and you can use your imagination.
So the chances of my meeting an extra-terrestrial for companionship, hot sex and a quick tour of the galaxy seem remote.
I wonder if there are escorts in outer space. Now wouldn’t that be cool. ET phoning home might become ET phoning for some female company on a weekday evening. Sharing a pizza whilst watching sci-fi, followed by a heavenly massage involving tentacles and space dust! Instead of Eastern European Escorts, English Escorts and Caribbean Escorts it would be sexy Saturn escorts, naughty Neptune escorts and virginal Venusian escorts! Could catch on…
For the time being I will just have to continue fantasising about Captain Kirk boldly going where many a man has gone before when I am making love to my boyfriend. Perhaps I will be able to persuade him to put his phaser on stun for once…
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